Or, “How Reading Product Reviews Will Make You Lose Your Faith in Humanity.” Seriously, the people who write those things absolutely kill me. If I didn’t know better, I’d say someone was playing a good joke. When I needed to buy a mattress for Henry’s mini crib, I found one on Amazon and read the [...]
I drove past a Catholic church sign the other day that invited the public to partake in “Lent soup” one evening this week. I couldn’t help but think that they had missed a huge punning opportunity. Why not serve lentil soup? It’s sheer genius! They could even insert a dash, making it Lent-il soup! I [...]
We’ve all had trouble with the auto correct feature on our cell phones, amirite? You get a text message from a friend, you read it… you read it again… and again… and you still can’t parse it. My personal favorite came from John, at least a year ago, when I was at the dentist’s office. [...]