At least it was just a rejection letter…
January 7, 2009emily 4 Comments »This is a rejection letter I received from Berea College’s history department. And, yes, this is the condition in which I received it. It came in a little baggie, from the great United States Postal Service, marked “We Care” on the front. The envelope is stamped “received in damaged condition.” I’ll say!
Posted on January 7th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Jesus god! It must be hard not to take that, you know, personally.
Posted on January 7th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Wait, are these the same assholes who sent you a fund raising solicitation in response to your job application?
Posted on January 7th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Argggg!! I hate the United States Postal Service! I’m going back to the Pony Express. (I love this.)
Speaking of the USPS, have you recieved a package from me yet? I gave it to those b@s!ard$ at the USPS on December 31st. Is someone walking it from Kansas to Florida??
Grrr.
Posted on January 7th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Now you have me all a-quiver wondering what the package might have originally contained, besides the letter, of course. A Ninja throwing star? A small, rabid gerbil? I mean, there was something in that letter that was DYING to get out.