So, ah, my orange juice consumption has gone up dramatically in the last few weeks. Not just dramatically, but exponentially. Since November 29th, I’ve consumed roughly three gallons of orange juice. That’s over a pint of orange juice a day, people. And as if that wasn’t enough, we bought a (small) crate of clementines over [...]
If this has never happened to you, you’re a more careful typist than me. Picture the scene: you’re typing at your computer, your fingers moving across the keys at relatively high speeds. You hit a combination of keys that you hadn’t intended, and all of a sudden you’ve brought up some window about changing your [...]
Early this morning I was awoken by John’s infernal alarm clock: “pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah… pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah…”. It finally came to a stop, so naturally I assumed that he had turned it off. Then I heard it again, louder: “pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah… pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah, pizza-aaaah…“! It was then that I realized it was a bird, [...]