I had this brilliant invention when I was little. It was nothing short of genius, I tell you. It was a bed, right? But no ordinary bed, no sir. This was a bed that was at least twice as tall as your average box spring and mattress. It had a small door on the side [...]
Tonight at the dog park, I looked across the field that lay before me and it appeared to be swimming. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that individual blades of grass were moving, but not all of them. This was weird in and of itself for a few reasons, not the least of which was that [...]
When I was little, my mom would make me bread and butter and jam when I came home from school. Wait, what? You’ve already heard that one? Oh, lordy. Okay, how about this one: When I was in junior high, I announced that I couldn’t wear red because I did not look good in it. [...]